Yes hello. I’ve temporarily came back of my break from VRChat as Kovo and Nova finally joined, after what seemed like an eternity of issues ranging from Kovo’s controllers mysteriously unpairing themselves to getting invited to eat somewhere. It’s good to see them on after what seemed like a curse of some sort.
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Like watching paint dry
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But the fanfare of them showing up didn’t go as I hoped. I joined 20 minutes after they did.. or rather Kovo did. Found him alone in the world. Hoo boy.
But why is Kovo even on if something’s going on between him and Nova? Did he finally tell himself to move on? …That’s very unlike Kovo. Instead he was waiting for Nova to join when I came up to him. Said she’s having issues connecting.
Eventually she did show up with Nigh (now known as ‘War’). Kat also joined. But after they said their hellos, they went right to the mirror. Others joined, and they went to the mirror as well. The only one that actually cared about Kovo and Nova being here
was Stylez. It frustrated me that this was proving Kovo’s point, that hardly anyone cares about them.
Time went on and I started to fall asleep from boredom, from hoping either Jero or TJ would join me here. Then I saw both Kovo and Nova go offline, without even coming to me and saying anything. All I can assume is Kovo assumed I was also too busy to come see them. But all I was doing was waiting to see if any one of these people at the mirror would go and see where the two were.
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Did see Melan and NapPie on. So that’s a reason to stay on.
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“Mmm naughty me, brother!”
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Definitely a reason to stay on for these two goofballs that always make me laugh. Started off being in a maze world of sorts that messed with my eyes. The rooms look identical and I swore one time it was a multi-layered maze (but that was another illusion, which I am thankful for).
Ran into NapPie while trying to figure out what to do. He said you gotta find shapes and eventually you’ll be able to unlock the exit. Kept at this for another 10 minutes, but when I saw a portal being opened I followed them there. This next world, I eventually made it a favorite. Because holy hell, this is what it’s like living in an orbital space station with artificial gravity. I was getting Elite Dangerous vibes, seeing buildings on the ‘walls’ and ‘ceiling’. It has a tram that goes from one point of the station.
The world excellently gives you the illusion you’re in a tube-like section of the main space station (that’s rotating to maintain artificial gravity yet you just don’t feel the rotation).
If you move far away from the tram, you’ll see the tram itself that was on the ‘floor’, now part of the ‘wall’. It is wild.
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But that’s not the only thing that was ‘wild’ (in Melancholy’s mind). When he saw
my Drex, he wanted to make love to it– calling it “hot” and “naughty me right now!!” I just laughed it off. He several times tried to do naughty things with me. Half of me felt embarrassed while the other half felt “ehh, just go with it. It’s Melan. I know he’s just messing with me.” Ohh no, he was serious. He wanted my naughty.. bad. But I just went with it.
In another world, he said to NapPie “you just stay over there NapPie. Benie and I are gonna naughty.” And I said “way to throw your BF under the bus.” He laughed as he knew both of us were joking around.
Then one time I decided ‘fuck it, I’ll show it off’ and did. Both Melan and NapPie were blown away, and even NapPie wanted a taste. Again I just went with it, because I trusted them enough. It was all-out craziness.
Eventually (after we were all doing a short horror map. Oh yeah, need to mention I have refriended #Bandana as I’ve been seeing him a lot), the two were hopping off as NapPie’s trackers were dying on him. He randomly hugs me, probably as a way for him to thank me for the taste of my naughty. Then I hugged Melan and wished them a goodnight. Melan went first while NapPie ran off to say goodnight to others.
I tried to join Jero again after that, and NapPie came up to me asking me if I was trying to join someone. Said yes but they’re on Ask Me. He said “Hmm.. spam them. Hah!” I then said for him to have a good night. He thanked for showing off my naughty. Then I
heard Melan in the background say “it was delicious!” Laughed my head off. Glad to be of assistance, you two.
With them off, I went to join Malice.
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The 3rd drunk wheel
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As expected, Jelly was with him. The two were mainly talking the IRL situation
with Russia invading Ukraine, while I was nuzzling them both. I realize the seriousness in this whole thing and the threat of a World War on the horizon, but at the same time I try to stick my fingers in my ears and pretend everything’s fine (like Fluffy). This discussion happened for pretty much the rest of the night. Meanwhile Jelly wanted to “pet the derg”. I offered to help eliminate any stress they had with a little naughty time. Jelly wanted it first. But we would join an Invite+ instance.
So we’re doing it and then, JoinNotifier goes off telling me someone joined the instance. I tell Jelly and he’s surprised by it. I tell him “I thought this was an invite only instance”. He says “it’s Invite+, but how did they show up?” I said “Malice probably accepted their invite”. Quickly hide my naughty, and then the person that joined shows up.. and
he’s flat-out wasted.
Malice ‘keeps the drunk guy busy’ while Jelly and I head to another part of the world. He wants to keep doing it, so I help with that. Then someone else joins. Jelly’s getting pissed off by this and then drops an invite only portal, so we can do it without interruptions. Finally get it done.
Now Jero wants to join. We head back to the previous instance with the drunk
bastard, and I accept his invite there.
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“This doesn’t go to Kovo, do you understand me?”
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When Malice heard that I was willing to ‘help’ both of them out, he wanted to be a part of it (through a threesome). And that’s when Jero joined. Eventually got him to follow me and he was able to re-meet both of them.
I debated if I should have naughty time with Malice while Jero’s here. Half of me felt this was wrong, but the other half felt I can trust these two enough. So I did. But I
told Jero that this would “not go to Kovo” (in other words to not tell anyone I’m going outside of my comfort zone by offering to do this for Malice). He said “well I’ve been livestreaming in Discord all this time.” ..What a troll.
So Malice did it with me, and Jelly did it with Jero. This is something I pray will get out of my head, as Malice was giving it his all. It was wild. What’s funny is him asking
before “how long can you go”? I should had said the same thing to him.
Instead it was just me and him, and wow did he give it his all. His ass hurt after we got done, him telling me the naughty he has IRL, he took it all the way in.
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Sometime after we finished and Jelly had to leave as he’s got work, I asked Jero if he had fun. He said that if he knew him more, he likely would had. Understandable.
But the true ‘fun’ came from Klaus who wanted in, and I told him “this is my son”. Klaus said “that’s incest”. And both of them proceeded to ‘humor’ me by telling me I need to talk like a redneck now, and get a big truck hat, and drive around in a pickup.
Oh my god. I died from embarrassment and went offline. All I heard was them laughing before I left.
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“We’ll help you for your naughty”
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Now I would’ve gone to bed after that, except Melan of all people starts messaging me
in Discord, asking if I like my Drex model and NapPie can make improvements on it. Originally I thought he was talking about finding me a new naughty, then he
said “horns/wings/etc”.
Huh. I should’ve said “I appreciate the offer but I’m good.” Honestly I’m happy with the model as it is now. It’s alright for what it is. But I decided to compile a short list of things I would like. Yet I’m not even sure I would want these changes;
1. BTD’s signature bull-like horns, and removal of the Drex’s.
2. Spikes on the back and the tail.
3. Elbow claws (like BTD).
4. Removal of the feathers.
5. Continue the pokadot pattern (with emission support) on the tail.
6. Longer tail with more bones, that’s pointy at the end.
Having BTD’s horns alone, I just dunno if it’ll work with the model. They might look out of place, or clash with the ears (I do wanna keep the ears though. They’re cute).
However, he did state “you may not even like these changes and that’s OK.” So I’m going to see what happens. I gotta send them reference pics and the model itself. And who
knows, maybe NapPie’s good at adding wings, or making them a part of the model instead of a separate model (something a friend years ago tried but just couldn’t get them to work right). 3.0 might may’ve made things easier.
Might as well take advantage of free help, you know? They said I can pay them back with my naughty. Heh. It’s a deal.