Hello everyone. Yes it has been awhile since I’ve made any VRChat related blogs. The reason is nothing bad, it’s more of trying to think of a good title and how to start it. In the past, this was natural to me. Now with… good lord I dunno how many titles I’ve made over the years; likely over 100, but I digress.
There’s also the factor of what happened not really being newsworthy. There are also ones that are a bit too.. well, personal to where I live (for example a few weeks ago a house in a neighborhood close to me caught on fire. I got pictures of it, but I dunno if I want to share them over safety reasons). Things like this. I also played an SCP game with Kovo and his friends. It was more me confused and trying to stick together than really learning
much (unlike what Kovo said). Played the (very buggy) VR version as well (even claims it has full body, but didn’t use my trackers. Huh).
Also, unrelated note: pinched my right index finger trying to open a tub of cat litter for my mother yesterday. So my typing is a bit slow and I might get a few typos going here and there. Hopefully it’ll heal up soon.
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Oh yeah. One last thing. It’s pretty obvious to myself and Kovo that TJ (part of Mystery Skulls) has a crush on me. How she acts, and says things I love to hear. And when Kovo asks if she has a crush, she gets so flustered (more than Nova). It’s really cute, and
sweet.
Thing is, I have no real feelings for her. So she can flirt as much as she wants to, but I’m only going to see her as a close friend. Though… it would be cool to have an
actual girlfriend for once (to prove to myself I’m still bi). But I don’t know her that well to really seek out that kind of relationship. Best to hold up on it.
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Jero back to his old ways (again)?
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Saturday night is usually a fun night. This one, slightly was a disappoint of not being able to hang with Jero. Can only assume he’s with his otter friends again. Even sent him a message and still didn’t get anything. So is this his ‘perfect example’ of him not wanting to hurt me, by not even responding to my ingame message to let me know he’s OK or whatever? Or just ‘Jero being Jero’? The fact he won’t even message me on Discord, I’ll let you figure out the answer.
Not mad, just a bit disappointed with how he claimed to “not worry, send me an invite anytime”. Meh.., whatever he’s doing though, he’s apparently doing alright. So that’s good at least.
Well let’s move on, as I was able to join Blender at least.
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Flying fun / TJ’s way to show she cares
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So as I said, I ‘was’ with Blender (more like watching him playing UNO in a world, playing that endless game of whits and friendship destroying). AKA why I don’t play it. 😛
Stayed infront of the mirror. Luckily I only had to wait five minutes until they showed up. Turned around and a random person came up to me and asked if he could pet my head. I was OK with this. Then I met Blender in a purple-pink Nardodragon. Asked me (twice) how I’m doing. After the second time a random guy in full body came over and started poking him at his stomach. Freaked out when Blender changed his skin into one from Avatar. Heh. That’s one way to have someone fuck off. 🙂
Friend of his opened up a portal to Test Pilots. The name of that world will make sense a bit later. Blender’s telling me they’re going to fly planes and he knows I’m in full body and acting like I’m going to stay here or go to another world. Of course not. I’ll go there in order to hang with him.
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Went into the world and waited for Blender to join. Surprisingly he didn’t come sooner. Guessing he was still talking to one of his friends in the other world. He did eventually join. The quiet kid of his friend group was already in a helicopter, flying around and then carpet bombing us. Which prompted more of his friends to take flight and shoot them down.
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Then TJ joined, and did her usual TJ things around me (being flirty and stuff and I was eating it up because I love affection).
Though the next thing I remember is talking to Blender while he was talking to his
friends, then TJ gets in a plane that’s pointed right at us… sets the throttle all the way forward and it goes over us, and it feels like she chopped my head off with the wing before taking off. One of Blender’s friends is blown away with how careless TJ was. All I could do is stand in slight disbelief then started laughing my head off. “So I was treated like a preying mantis. Tried to chop my head off!” 🤣🤣
She showed up, unaware what she did. “So TJ, am I your praying mantis? Chop off the head of the male, with a jet wing?” She started apologizing and stuff, and I said “I’m gonna tell Kovo this”. And she’s all “nooo! No Benie please! I love you!” I had decided (for
now) to not tell Kovo. That wasn’t until sometime later when he sent me something, and I told TJ I was messaging ‘someone’. That’s when I decided to tell him.
An hour later (after we had fun in my homeworld as Blender left to see another friend), TJ tells me Kovo messaged him. This started annoying her, and she wanted to get back at Kovo for making her blush. And the way she wanted to do it was cut off his ‘horny privilege’.
Not sure if she actually got her revenge or not. I hope she did.
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I then got an invite from Bad. Asked TJ if she wanted to come, but she wanted to go to bed and did.
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Blender fails to prove he’s a switch
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So I joined the ole standby chillout world that everyone usually uses: Room of The Rain. Blender was there, so was Queenie. And a friend of BADDECODE. Can’t really remember what was mainly said as I was busy letting Blender have fun with my avatar’s feet. Blender also wanted Queenie’s feet.. which would kind of be his downfall and started whimpering like a true bottom as Queenie was rubbing Blender’s crotch with his feet. Hehehe. I even said “ohh Blender, you’re a true bottom”. He looked at me and said “no, I’m a switch. I banged a girl yesterday” and he said this a few more times as the night progressed, as if he’s trying to assert himself as a switch.
This kind of got to Queenie one time and he asked Blender “do you want a trophy for
it?” or something like that. Can’t fully remember what was his answer to Queenie’s question, but it was on the lines of “no”.
Then Bad goes over to me and snuggles me, and I snuggle him back. I whispered to him that I “got the DPS working” and he says “nice”. Then he says he’s not really feeling lewd and “maybe after breakfast”. Queenie overhears him and acts like a mom figure to
him, telling him to get his breakfast (who knows, Queenie might be his RP mother). He replies with “okay mom!” which makes me chuckle.
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Bad leaves to get his breakfast. Queenie’s talking about only a few other people can make him horny. Blender kept trying, but to no avail. Yet he can make him horny.
Then the conversation goes about avatars, of Queenie having one called a “Gremlin” or something like that… it looks nothing like that old movie with those creepy things. Blender seems interested in the model, and then I ask him “well why not get a kobold?” and he’s not going to become one. So I asked him simply “why? What do you have against kobolds?” He says because “they look like dragons but they’re not”. Yes, that is indeed true. “But Kobolds worship dragons”. Blender looks at me like “…what?!” I said “it’s in
the DND lore, that Kobolds worship dragons.”
Queenie’s all “I don’t need to be a Kobold to have someone worship me”. That’s fair. Then Blender says he’s got two avatars he wants to get (and one of them isn’t a Kobold).
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Being fair
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Bad comes back from his breakfast, and goes up to Queenie first after turning on the mirror and stuff. He asks him if he enjoyed his breakfast, and then says “mommy’s happy”. Heh. Cute. Then Queenie wants to go to bed, and tells us to “have fun”.
Bad says “I’ll have fun with someone”. Queenie asks who, and Bad says “the red one”. I chuckle (as I knew he was talking about me), and then Blender says “ouch..”. I felt bad after chuckling and was kind of hoping BADDECODE and Blender could have fun instead to be fair (as I already had my naughty fun with TJ).
Blender’s talking to Queenie as he’s about to go to bed, then notices Bad licking my butt. He looks at him and says “I sense bottom energy”. Bad says “Mhm”. Blender says “so that’s why they call you ‘BADdecode’. He chuckles while I do but slightly, enjoying this funny conversation.
Then I pull out my naughty. Before I realize.. both Blender and Bad were licking it. “Oh wow. Hehehe” I said. Badde chuckles and asks “is this what you want, daddy?” I thought about it and said “sure, I like it”. Definitely.. different. But not bad. I didn’t feel awkward with the way they had me, only blushing IRL and chuckling as this felt really nice and totally ‘wholesome’. 😂
They took turns being naughty, with Blender being the real power bottom and finishing things off while Badde stayed next to me and licked me. Wow. That was… wow. As I said I was quite alright with it. Then after, Badde got in one of those pickupable chairs. Blender grabbed it and placed him upon my naughty and had fun there, saying “boingy boingy boingy”. Looking back at this, all I can do is chuckle and smile.
I took over and finished things off for him. After finishing, Blender needed to go to bed.
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That was.. fun. Surprisingly fun. Like, holy fuck the DynamicP[Naughty]System is awesome, and wild. I just wish I didn’t feel so… ‘insulted’ over what felt like an inability to pleasure my friends when Kovo sent me that one version of it.
Glad I got to really test it without going to that highly controversial Foxhole world. Need to add an orifice to both my hands, where I can properly naughty myself when there’s noone around to ‘do it for me’. Just need to learn where the device is and add it. The rest should be easy to do with that mod (just add it to the new submenu I created).
I also wish I could make a new animation to control the naughty’s length with a
slider, instead of a toggle animation (and not risking of messing up the current animation).