I got possibly the best rest I’ve had in a long time (listening to Soundscapes), Then when I woke up at my time, I turned on my computer as normal. Then it decided to play a ‘joke’ by giving me a mini heart attack for not wanting to boot into Windows (for five minutes). No drive activity, and I’m all “uhhh.. UHHHH!!.. don’t do this!”
Then it restarts (as if Windows Update is telling it to), and gets right into Windows (like there was no problem). …Yet there’s no mention of an update (even Windows Update says it hasn’t gotten one since the 12th of this month).
So, what the FUCK, computer!? Are you saying that one of my SATA drives are starting to go bad? …Perhaps it was trying to warn me to avoid looking at Twitter today. Because for some reason, #Mario Kart and #Toad were trending. Obviously, you would assume a new Mario Kart game had been announced for the Nintendo Switch, right?
Surprisingly, this wasn’t the case. It was much, much different. And of course the media is all over this (as they have nothing better to do)… alright, so let’s this shitshow over with, as this is related to Trump doing something.
And before I state just what this is, if you have young kids in the room, why in the hell are they viewing this website anyway?! You should be ashamed as a parent. 😛 Anyway, the below is quite graphic in nature.
It’s actually what Trump didn’t do (in bed) with porn star Stormy Daniels (as in please her). She told the media in a statement;
“It has a large mushroom head, like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character from Mario Kart… It may have been the least impressive sex I ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
This is only a jab at our ‘commander in chief’ (that I wish all of this was a joke), and Twitter is also making fun of Trump (especially when claiming he passed a bill that will allow the government to tackle biological threats). Even myself decided to say “What about the biological threat in your pants?”
Sad, isn’t it? It’s quite sad that we’ve reduced ourselves to this, thanks to the lack of a strong leader. On top of it, there’s other news that an ex-Sesame Street writer is confirming that Bert and Ernie are indeed a gay couple. Most of us had already known this for quite some time, but I would had been better off without knowing.
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I could make so many of the ‘flying cars’ meme from today’s not needed to know news, where it would get stale and beg for death. Instead, I’ll sum it up with the ole’ reliable Prof. Farnsworth meme;
