Wow, just wow. What matter of shit have I walked into?! I was so, so close from losing No Nut November (because of Raymond), then it turns into a philosophical chat with someone named ‘Cyrodine’.
It all started from being in Kovo’s world (from playing Beat Saber in VRChat most of the evening as I didn’t have much to do). Blue was there with me (and a few others) but went to bed. Never saw Cola on, as he was probably tired from his trip to Germany to be with a friend while they played with paintball guns. And Red.. well, you know what’s going on with him. I still love him (despite the language barrier of his Russian friends) by the way!
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Joined Kovo to give me something to do. Fluffy joined sometime after. Raymond joined after that.
Asked Raymond “so, did you fail No Nut November yet?” Said he lost two hours since it started. But just before I was about ready to call him “weak”, he said that he “didn’t give a fuck as it’s a stupid meme”. This made me ponder for a very long time. While I
pondered, he said how it used to be called ‘No Shave November’ (meaning you couldn’t shave your beard for a month), which is hell of a lot easier than… well, doing what is natural. And he just sees this is being the only thing that exists in his mind.
But how? It’s a thing, a challenge! A fun-sounding one at that! Yet I kept pondering if it was even worth doing.
Everyone was going to bed at this time (and I was saying goodnight to Fluffy). After he
left, Raymond changed into something with large boobs and a large ass. Okay Raymond, I see you’re tempting me. It’s not going to work! He showed me the lewd side where the avatar can move its tail to show its ass… 😲
…MUST. RESIST!! I MUST..BE STRONG!! But I could only feel my will to not to have virtual sex with this very hot looking avatar, struggling to stay alive.
He then went AFK to take a crap. As I waited for him to come back, someone by the name of ‘GrayTheWolf’ popped up wanting to hang with Raymond. Instead he briefly hanged with myself while waiting to join someone. Found them, but before he did, he added me as a friend saying how he keeps running into me. Said “sure” and he went on his merry way.
I too needed to take a crap and went AFK. Took too long and my headset went into hibernation. But as I was on the toilet, Raymond asked if I was still on. Said I would be soon. Finished up and immediately joined the world Raymond was in.
Felt like I was in a sardine can when I arrived; a small rectangular room (called ‘Just Rain’) that feels I’ve stumbled into a FurCon in VRChat. Okay, I’m starting to feel quite uncomfortable here. Wasn’t alone as Raymond (who’s now in VR) also felt it, but told me he was only here for Gray. But as time went on, he was really feeling we should go somewhere else. Yes, Raymond. Please do. I feel like I’m being touched all over the place by stereotypical gay furries.
Raymond looked at me and asked “do you know what a ‘meme’ is?” What an odd question. The reason why he asked me is he said this particular group of furries gather here at this night, to be snuggled and to touch eachother and themselves…
Ok, I may be bi, but this is too much. Can we get OUT of here please?!
We did, both of us joining off of Gray. I saw the world I was about to join (the Japan apartment at night)… are you SERIOUS?! I don’t wanna have a threesome (or watch you two bang eachother)!
Instead, it was much, much different. There was this ‘Cyrodine’ person there with
Gray, with another friend of mine there (but was already asleep in VR). Gray was talking to this Cyrodine (a guy), calling him his legit girlfriend. Everyone went quiet for a few seconds, and then Cyrodine (I’ll call ‘them’ Cyro for short) spoke, who did their best to sound female (which IMO was damn good). But hey, you wanna be a girl? More power to you! I have nothing against it!
Raymond then (after asking for permission and got the green light) started asking them a series of questions about “why do you feel you want to be female?” Meanwhile, I’m in the kitchen of the world, trying to get my mind off of what I was hearing. Because the conversation soon started going philosophical (Raymond asking Cyro “what makes
you.. alive?”). Uhh.. are we fucking playing The Talos Principle now?? The hell is this head-hurting shit I’m hearing?! Tried my best to keep it to myself. A few times it quietly got picked up by Raymond who asked me if I’m alright, and I lied saying I was fine (while trying to make some sort of alchemist potion on the stove to make me forget what I was hearing).
This kept going for another hour as I continued to mix various ‘ingredients’ I found in the world: a few doughnuts, some soap, and some baby formula I found in the fridge (while praying Gray and Cyro would leave so I could actually have some fun with Raymond). That never happened as I feel I finally finished my ‘potion’. Went into the bathroom and drunk it down.. BLEH!! Too much soap, not enough water! But I knew it wouldn’t kill
me (because I’m immortal, being a derg). And sadly it didn’t work as it continued to get worse. Raymond’s now getting concerned for me (as he eventually saw me step out of the kitchen). Again I lied, but this time I stayed with them, giving my personal opinions on what I was hearing. I got the longest awkward silence I’ve ever heard in my life after finishing.
They kept on questioning the meaning of life and stuff. Okay, time for me to fly. Bye guys! I waited until the right moment when Raymond went AFK, and walked backwards out the front door. Went to the roof and flew across.
..Riiiiight, that was interesting! To think I nearly came close to losing No Nut November, to having my existence questioned by a philosophical-speaking Raymond. Who would’ve thunk he actually cared for that stuff.
I was going to go play some Budget Cuts, but I was quite tired and decided to get to work on this blog post. Also, Daylight Savings Time ended that morning (so I got to stay up an hour later than I’m used to because Daylight Savings Time ended that morning. But it’s not fun when you’re old).
Nearly fell asleep infront of my computer (with how damn tired I was), and wasn’t able to complete it. Felt “fuck this, I’m going to bed NOW“. I’m now wrapping up this post as I speak, fully wide awake.
EDIT: I lost, but I don’t care anymore. This is the way you should see this ‘No Nut November’; being something you don’t care ‘losing’. Plus, losing actually feels more rewarding.
Going to push this stupid meme out of my mind, that it’s ‘No Shave November’ (like Raymond has). There is no ‘weakness’, it’s doing what comes natural.