When I was thinking of a witty title for this blog post, I wanted to compare Unity to a dog or a cat or some other pet that you occasionally need to clean up after it. But unlike a
pet, Unity is.. well.. a ‘wild animal’ and does what it wants. You keep hoping it’ll be a “good boy” and let you do the work you need, but for some.. Unity will take a nice big shit on your couch (via crashing).
With me though, it was trying to ‘teach’ Unity ‘a new trick’ by wanting to make a new version of the ‘enable_world_object’ prefab of World Fixed IK, where I will no longer have to manually enable ‘world_fixed_object’ and add the invisible shader to the Cube (by having a brand new prefab); it would be already set for me, which would cut the time of effort by a 3rd.
I’m thinking “I should be OK with renaming it ingame”… boy was I wrong!! The moment I did, every prefab that relied on that name being completely intact, changed to
red (indicating a problem). Thinking OSHI.. and tried to rename it back– still seeing red. So I thought “okay, don’t panic. Just shut down Unity and everything, hopefully, will be good!” I did that, restarted.. ‘Missing Prefab’ the scripts turned into.
SHIT!!! All because I renamed ONE file, all hell breaks loose?! That’s the same as typoing the word “no” next to “World War 3” (accidentally saying “yes” instead).
Seeing how the damage was already done, I did the rename anyway and did what I wanted to do. Checking the damage, I could see that this is definitely fixable. All I need to do is replace the fucked ones with the fixed one and move the GameObjects over. Easy peasy!
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With that all done, I was re-adding Cola’s dances and seeing which one of them had their back turned (and would fix that). When I hit play, I saw something getting in the way.
I zoomed out…

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! “..Please don’t tell me every dan— it’s every. single. dance that’s doing this!!”
God. damnit. UNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU!! I was ALMOST DONE and now it’s going to take ALL FUCKING NIGHT TO REDO EVERY FUCKING DANCE, BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!!
I…I didn’t know where to even start, or how to fix this! When you don’t know HOW the issue happened, you don’t really know how to FIX it! So let me just go back to that whole pet thing. Instead of taking a nice fat shit, it shitted out a portal to HELL when I did that!!
How do you close a portal to hell?! ..You bitch at it until you either die from sufficiation from yelling, or find a way to to manually close it. And to manually close it takes an incredibly long time when you don’t know what you’re doing!
Then came in the ‘Doomslayer’– Wolves. But instead of kicking ass.. he tried to kick my brain into submission of telling me just what the hell happened (by making little sense). Something about things high in the hierarchy have a higher ‘priority’ or something like that than the ones at the bottom, and something about “the power of 3 squared”.
…Wolves, I asked you to kick some demon ass by fixing this bullshit, NOT GIVE ME A FUCKING MATH LESSON!!
But, he did ‘kick ass’ in his own way, telling me to go here, go there, resize this, set that. Fix the now fucked up viewpoint settings because of you telling me to fix this… and then telling me to upload one of these songs just to make sure it works.
And, he managed to help me with a few of the group dances. Then he went to bed and
I.. tried using what he told me. I actually saw the portal getting smaller. *grumble* I hate to admit, but he might’ve been on to something.
Having trouble trying to set this one dance up, almost everyone was out of place and his fixes weren’t working for me. Plus I was trying to replace myself with Cola (to undo what I did there). And I was pulling my hair why I couldn’t get his avatar to display right. I had the angles set, the scale set. But everytime I hit the Play button, Cola’s avatar would go high up in the air and be… quite skinny. Plus I was having to deal with Cola’s twin dynamic bone colliders not aligning with the feet (instead being in the air or.. I don’t know how to explain the other one, except having your entire body compressed by an enormous (non-solid) round object).
…I finally did figure out why Cola’s avatar was ‘stringing out’ — and the answer was right infront of me — just too blind to see it; I was using the wrong model in the Animator. I was using my ‘benieAvatar’ instead of ‘BestBoiPhoenixAvatar’.. all of that time. I switched to the correct avatar, and Cola’s avatar worked… perfectly.
WAY TO GO, ME!! 🤦

Yes, yes I am. 😑 ..FUCK!! ALL OF THAT TIME, nothing what Wolves said was helping! This was clearly something he never saw! …And fuck, am I glad he didn’t (as it saved me from embarrassment).
ANYway.., with that idiotic thing now known (and doing the necessary changes to make sure that’s never going to happen again), I finally got all of the group dances de-fucked up and felt I deserved a break (by going on VRChat and being with Cola).
Today I did the rest, with myself, Blue and Red being incredibly easy to fix. Fluffy’s dances though, became another headache. All I could tell myself was what Wolves said about lower things in the hierarchy have different settings (as in the scaling for the GameObject was less than 1 (instead of being 5 like the others). It took awhile, but I finally found a solution I could easily re-apply for every dance.
Everything’s fixed now.. or so I hope. I feel like I slapped a band-aid over the issue, hoping the problem won’t resurface (just like a coder applying a hotfix and hoping it doesn’t break). And just like broken features, a wound can fail to heal if it’s bad enough. Or in my case, that portal to hell could re-open.






















