The things I don’t get about ESO: TU

Having nearly given up due to the # 1 thing that plaques me with MMORPGs (the words “learn” and “try” when it comes to my class), there’s still a few things I just don’t get about this game.

The first one, is the occasional bugged quest. Here I am, a VR3 Sorcerer in Ravenspire(the only north coast outside of Skyrim), trying to do this quest of finding this scattered family. Two of them end up at members I must kill.. yet I never get quest credit.
And here’s the “thing I don’t get”. Zenimax, even though they made the quests… they offer no support if you run into a bugged one. Why? I fucking wish I knew, so I wouldn’t be mentioning this!
Blizzard offered support in WoW, why not these guys?! They make the quests. They should be held accountable when said quests get bugged! I bet they rather be all “let’s blame the addons you’re using!” instead of looking into the problem.

Ohh.. and let’s not forget this fucking whore bitch(maybe a tad too much cursing) that I had to talk to after leaving a tower. Told me to go outside and she’ll be ready. I go outside, and she isn’t anywhere near me. I’m looking around, going outside of those circular quest area. I hear her saying “Where are you going?!” (yet not seeing her).
Finally, I see her standing there on a hill next to the tower! Ugh. So I run up to her and try to start her quest… and then she says “Fine, I’m going back to the tower” and runs back in. ………………….. WTF?!?!
So I have to go back in, talk to her again and she’s all “NOW do you want to try to speak to me?” About ready to slap my monitor (hoping to slap her face). I go back outside, and she finally appears behind me!
Fucking hell, Zenimax! FIX YOUR GAME!!

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And the second thing. A thing I swear I was never going to do because I felt they “didn’t deserve it”. … I got ESO+. The reason, is I’m HOPING by doing so, would entice them to fix their fucking game! Though I feel they’re going to just pocket my $15/mo.

There’s also a final thing I don’t get. The Crown Store. There’s barely anything I would be interested in. The majority of it, literally supports RPers. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with this, just wish there was more useful stuff (like more mount choices) that would be worth the crowns, instead of pointless costumes that you’ll only share with your friends (and don’t give an advantage like true armor can).
It also burns my ass everytime I see things like non-combat pets, costing 700 crowns each. Besides greed, I don’t get this. Why can’t they give you these things for free after completing challenging quests? I think I rather have a Guar for a pet than a 2H axe I can’t use.
Or maybe I forget.. ESO =/= WoW. WoW is a much, much bigger game. And I feel like the fact it’s subscription-based instead of F2P, they can offer more useful stuff (as they have a larger dev team). And I use the term “useful stuff” loosely.. as we all know what fun WoD is.

Anyway, with the extra crowns they gave me for getting ESO+ (and what I had left from the horse purchase), I got the Guar pet. I also got this thing called a ‘Dragon Frog’. Claims that all dragons were reduced to this thing.
What made it worth the 700 Crowns, is how it can breath fire and fly (as one of its idle animations).

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