“What have I gotten myself into…”

Hello. Man it’s been awhile since I last posted in there. Roughly just under two months. What do I mean by the title? Well, remember that feeling of playing a game
like Factorio, you take a very long ‘break’ from it, and then come back as a friend of yours suggests you do so as there’s a ‘endgame special event’ and it’ll be over in three days (then switches to new content), and you’re like… “what the fuck did I do?!”
That’s me, coming back to Destiny 2. The next DLC, The Witch Queen, is coming very soon.
Now when I joined, I assumed I’d be in the main menu and would head to the Tower and try to relearn the controls… Bungie however, had different ideas for me.
So apparently Xur now has a much bigger role instead of only being the rare exotic engram trader (and speaking for ‘the nine’). According to Kovo (after sending him some
pictures), a spiritual horse (that he calls “gay horse” for some unknown reason), has taken control of him and will randomly pull you out of reality just to see you squirm. And it was like if Bungie was saying to me “DANCE, BITCH!!! DANCE!!!”
I  was placed in a group of five people, and being told to do a series of challenges. Thankfully said challenges are PvE, but I didn’t expect this to happen at all. Kovo explains this as content I wasn’t supposed to see.
Looking closer, apparently this is part of the whole ‘Destiny’s 30th anniversary’ thing. There’s a new ‘timeline’ that takes you through Destiny 2’s history, starting with The Red War. It shows the seasons you were a part of.
Dunno if it’s going to last when the new DLC is released.
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Back in reality, I looked at my character and hoo boy, I got a lot of work ahead of me. My secondary weapon slot is full (and a lot of my other slots are reaching capacity) with items I dunno if I want/need.
I got three days to get this whole mess sorted and complete the content. So much ‘fun’, and I dunno where to even get started.