I’m in the process of putting my tree up, of how many times I’ve done this to keep what’s left of a ‘family’ tradition in my house alive, I’ve lost count.
I’m also writing to announce, that I’m not going to participate in the final Impalong of Wurm for 2018.
The reasoning, I actually wish (in a sense) that it was a health concern.. but hell, from what I went through with the LunaLong, it might as well be one. Though I enjoyed my time there, there’s one single reason why that you couldn’t make me go, even if you offered me a gold coin ingame.
A single.. champagne-drinking dragon is that reason. I didn’t mind all the “I wish I could bring CD here” talk. I honestly didn’t care if she brought her main there or not.
That was until when I was having issues dealing with one of Enki’s tough spawns. It was assisting with a champ spider. Even though I was at max focus, I only had a 3% chance to hit the upper body.
When I said this, she had the nerve to say “mmm wish CD was here to fight”.
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*clears throat* Ok, to be clear, she never directly said “oh Dragonhead, poor thing. Step aside and let a real dragon warrior handle this.” But it certainly felt like it. Almost like, was being told that I’m “lucky” her main isn’t here to show me off.
Then with only 20 seconds ’till the LunaLong ended, I decide to ask if her main would be at the Shrimpalong. The answer was yes, with a sprinkle of how she’s going to one of the staff members.
Me;
There are so many things I would rather do, than watch this spectacle of embarrassment happen infront of me. My dragon pride can only take so much.
Just glad I found this out before attending the Shrimpalong. Because, having to come to her incase I need the fucking forge refueled or something, would had definitely turned into a ‘Fuck This Shit I’m Out‘ moment.