What started off as a pretty hum drum evening, turned out to be one of the most hilarious, unscripted things I’ve ever seen in this game. Never before have I been able to see (let alone attend) a wedding in this game.
But I was able to finally attend one (in the official wedding world), one of Twitchin’s friends would tie the knot (while she was doing this 24 hour live stream). Creepery invited me, while we were ‘cake hunting’ back in Best Boi lands (as someone was painstakingly attempting to put the cake back together on the meeting room table). He couldn’t complete it, sadly.
So we’re waiting for what feels like two hours, with the music constantly getting changed from the wedding march to something else.
Then one time, the pastor is playing a guitar while Elvis Presley’s “Falling in love with you” song is playing… and there’s a fucking M1 Abrams Tank in the chapel!! WTF?!?! 😀 I just have to lean forward in my chair, laughing my ass off and beating my computer table on just how fucked up this is! Ohh god, I was in tears from laughing too hard.
Then FINALLY, the wedding starts. Yet from our seats, it’s the best wedding we’re not hearing. We have to get up and over to the center stage, just to hear what’s going on. A few people are talking, and others telling them to hush. Then one of them just flat out yells at the top of their lungs (while the vows were being read): “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”
I feel like I’m about to cough one of my lungs out from laughing too hard.
On top of that, the pastor tries to get the bride to speak first.. but she’s muted! So she literally cannot say “I do”.
Then as the pastor says (while a few people are still talking) “if anyone feels these two shall not be wed–“, he suddenly stops and pulls out a fucking shotgun and says “I’LL KILL ANYONE WHO OBJECTED!!”
I’m dead. I’m so dead! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
And finally.. after so many delays (and hilarity), the two are wed (then the furries and myself head back to Best Boi lands). Best. Wedding. EVER!
Later on, we’re hanging out in The Pug (more like me in my custom Gandora model, getting drunk by myself upstairs), and then acting like I’m smashed on Twitchin’s stream. Heh. A bit embarrassing, though (especially hearing her response to it). I was not attempting to make fun of her by the way, just acting like a drunkin’ dragon.
My RPing tends to annoy people, sadly. Why I don’t do it that often.