Title: Super Meat Boy
Developer: Team Meat
Publisher: Team Meat
Release Date(PS4/Vita): October 6th, 2015
Game Engine: *Unknown*
Number of Players: Single
Genre: Side Scroller Puzzle Platformer
Youtube Game Review: https://youtu.be/nwZpMrlwbAE
SUUUUPPPPPEEERRRRRRRRR MEAT BOY!!! The PS4/Vita edition!
I bought this game on Steam, back in 2011 (during their new year sale). The year before the year that most felt that the world was going to end… ahh. Good times. Yet apparently I never did a review back then. So… I guess I should. Even though I’ve never completed this game. I can feel a really fun video review coming. 🙂
So what is ‘Super Meat Boy’? If you haven’t played it by now.. wtf, dude?! But anyway, sorry for the insult. So you play as a small slab of meat who has a girlfriend.. a wad of bandages(called ‘Bandage Girl’). She gets continuously kidnapped by the evil… Dr.. Fetus. Seriously, who the fuck made this game?!
*clears throat* Right. So in this game, you try to save your girlfriend on each of these levels. Each level gets progressively harder.
Now, this game has a sort of a time limit. But if you complete the level in that timeframe(which is usually in seconds and/or milliseconds), you’ll get a ‘Grade A’ rating. You can choose if you wish to get it, or you can take all the time you need. But the object of the game is to complete each level in the shortest time as possible.
Once you complete the level, given how many times you have tried, you’ll see all of your failed attempts to complete the level. And also, grab bandages while you can, as that helps with 100% completion. The bandages can even be used to purchase other characters that you can play as.
And that’s all there is to it. Expect my video review sometime this evening.