ESO’s Tech Support is as helpful as …. (something unhelpful here)

They say that if you lose one sense(like the feeling of my left hand, where I can’t type as well), your other senses are more sharp. And mine is my impatience… wait, that’s not a sense? DAMNIT!! I wanted to use that!

Anyway, their tech support finally responded with very “useful” advice. Wanna hear it? Too bad, you’re going to. They said to check if I have all updates, and my GPU drivers are updated. That is helpful, IF my issue was that. And so they told me to “contact Windows”.

They’re literally ‘handing over’ the tech support I’m supposed to be receiving from them, to an even shittier tech support company. See, I was on the verge of cussing them out. They can’t debug their own game, so they tell me to tell Windows. That is just… I can’t think of a word. There is no word beyond “retarded” that would fit them. Maybe the word is unknown.

But I kept my cool, and basically said ‘YOU ASSHOLES!! I WANT TO PLAY NOW!”.. no, I didn’t say that. What I said was basically asking them to please do something. I told them that I have all Windows updates and GPU drivers are fully updated. And also to “respond quickly”.
I actually hope they respond faster than Green Man Gaming. I would really like to tell them to cancel the refund request. But if I continue to get stupid emails like that, they’ll leave me no choice but to proceed with getting my $15 back.
But you’re probably saying to yourself “I wouldn’t give them the chance, my opinion” and I would understand that. But the game looks too awesome to just let go. Plus.. that first person view, man! It makes me feel like I’m going to be playing a Multiplayer version of Skyrim.

Mainly, I hope (and pray) this would finally be a non-crashing Elder Scrolls game with those graphics. But if I see that annoying C++ error again in this? Hope not to.

Really can’t believe this mess, though. For the first time, I see this game so freakin’ cheap. That alone should had raised red flags (even though Green Man Gaming has nothing to do with ESO).

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