So I bought this game at its full asking price($4.99). Mainly because… there’s been hardly any good games on Steam this year that will get my mind off of WoD until the– *someone breaks into the house* .. wait? What?!
Future Me: I’m you from the future! There’s no time to explain! You got to–*a shark breaks into the house and grabs the guy* AHHHHHH!!!! HELP!!!!
Ooookay… OOOOH! A plasma rifle!
And this is basically what No Time to Explain is about; teleportation, being somewhere in 20XX, rage-inducing spikes(the RAGE!!!!!), gun-toting dinosaurs riding on another dinosaur, UFO’s, giant crabs, sharks that can turn into squids, a powerful plasma rifle that can also be used as a jetpack, and… hats! Yes. Even hats(like you didn’t get enough in TF2). There is really.. no time to explain what the hell is going on!
When you start, you get dropped right into the game during the intro credits. There is no New Game button. Ok, what? .. Oh yeah. No time to explain!
So, your main weapon is this plasma beam. And as I said, is also used as a jetpack. There are no enemies, only puzzle bosses. The only real enemy… is your reflexes. As most puzzles require you to have quick reflexes to get through puzzles.
Thankfully, there is no health bar. No lives. You have infinite lives. Only problem is when you die to spikes, bombs, or falling into a pit, you get restarted at the beginning of the level.
Of course, with my inability to control my temper. ….Well. It means I dread buying this game as it seems I “love” to fail, and wish I could get my $5 back.