Patch 6.1 almost done, it’s freakin’ hilarious

I said “No PTR Patch note posts!”…. this one, deserves it. This one, proves what a shit company Blizzard has turned into. It proves they have… lost grip of reality. It both makes me laugh hysterically and facepalm at the same time.

S.E.L.F.I.E Cameras. New follower missions. Twitter integration. More grinding. More stupidity. And what do some people say to this? “Go Raid”. Because raiding is definitely more important to Blizzard than moving the story forward. Because raiding is the only endgame content in WoW. ….I really wish Blizzard was trolling.
Patch 6.1 is going to go down as the worst patch in WoW history. I hope they’re proud to hang that on one of their their walls in Irvine, next to a picture that says “We’re better than you!”

Bellular, he’s all worried the fact there’s nothing going on with that datamined info at the start of the PTR, about that possible new quest hub at the Iron Docks. Seriously, what happened to this? I’ll tell you. Three words. Black. Rock. Foundry happened. As I said, it’s more important than this. Blizzard thinks everyone should raid, and everyone should be in a raid guild.
They’ve truly gone insane. Though there’s one thing I can’t wait to see, and that’s how many subscriptions they’re going to lose over this. Also I loved it when he said “it’s your fault for pissing me off, Blizzard.”

They have announced that in 6.2, the Garrison Campaign will continue. Yay… NO!! FUCK GARRISONS!! GIVE US NON-GARRISON CONTENT!!! …Not going to happen.
On top of this, they mention “many other types of outdoor content” in 6.1. I haven’t seen it? Where’s content that hasn’t already been done, Blizzard? Harrison Jones’ content? That’ll get old fast. It isn’t getting us away from the Garrison. It’s giving us another fucking Garrison Follower after completing it!
Seriously, what are they smoking to become so blind to player concerns? I really want some of it.

Though how it would be good, is if(and that’s a gigantic if) they use Patch 6.2 to finally move the fucking story forward. Give us access to Tannan Jungle as was said back in 6.1 (which didn’t happen). Let us kill Grommash, and get the fuck out of Draenor while giving the continent the middle finger. I already have. Screw Gul’dan. He’s no threat right now. He’s cannon fodder for people that are doing the Legendary Questline. Just put an anti-magic bullet into his head and he’s done. Also, screw Khadgar and his clones.

I just wanted to get this off my chest.

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