Turbo Dismount – Aka “I believe I can fly..*BAM* OH GOD THE PAIN!!!”

I need time away from ETS2. As fun as that game is, it can also be rage-inducing due to the AI traffic, and hard on the eyes. That’s why I have alternate games, such as the fun, silly game called Turbo Dismount. It’s from the post Humble Simulators Bundle 2.

This game, it’s like Goat Simulator. There’s no point to it. The only purpose for its existence, is to be as hilarious as possible. The game has a world leaderboard, showing your rank of any specific level when you crash the guy in the car against traffic, or of other terrain as much as possible.

You can pick a car, pick a level… even pick what pose you want your little guy to sit in the car(or even on the car). You can also drive a truck, a bird-like buggy, and a shopping cart. Yes… you can ride around in a shopping cart! How hilarious is that?
To make it more funny, once the physics finish damage, you have access to an instant replay. You can control time, even hear how painfully hilarious your guy’s legs and arms get dislodged from its body.

Now, don’t expect this game to have state of the art graphics. It’s designed to run as easy on your hardware as possible, to allow anyone, even the people with the lowest of spec computers can play it.
AI traffic has no texture, but they do have shape, and you should be able to make out what they look like.
This game also has a custom level maker. But I haven’t tried it.

And that’s pretty much it for this blog post. Really is nothing else to say.

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