{"id":8892,"date":"2018-03-25T13:27:09","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T17:27:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/?p=8892"},"modified":"2018-03-25T14:24:37","modified_gmt":"2018-03-25T18:24:37","slug":"why-all-rl-weddings-should-be-like-a-vrchat-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2018\/03\/25\/why-all-rl-weddings-should-be-like-a-vrchat-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Why all RL weddings should be like a VRChat wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What started off as a pretty hum drum evening, turned out to be one of the most hilarious, unscripted things I&#8217;ve ever seen in this game. Never before have I been able to see (let alone attend) a wedding in this game.<br \/>\nBut I was able to finally attend one (in the official wedding world), one of Twitchin&#8217;s friends would tie the knot (while she was doing this 24 hour live stream). Creepery invited me, while we were &#8216;cake hunting&#8217; back in Best Boi lands (as someone was painstakingly attempting to put the cake back together on the meeting room table). He couldn&#8217;t complete it, sadly.<br \/>\nSo we&#8217;re waiting for what feels like two hours, with the music constantly getting changed from the wedding march to something else.<br \/>\nThen one time, the pastor is playing a guitar while Elvis Presley&#8217;s &#8220;Falling in love with you&#8221; song is playing&#8230; and there&#8217;s a fucking M1 Abrams Tank in the chapel!! WTF?!?! \ud83d\ude00 I just have to lean forward in my chair, laughing my ass off and beating my computer table on just how fucked up this is! Ohh god, I was in tears from laughing too hard.<br \/>\nThen FINALLY, the wedding starts. Yet from our seats, it&#8217;s the best wedding we&#8217;re not hearing. We have to get up and over to the center stage, just to hear what&#8217;s going on. A few people are talking, and others telling them to hush. Then one of them just flat out yells at the top of their lungs (while the vows were being read): &#8220;SHUT THE FUCK UP!!&#8221;<br \/>\nI feel like I&#8217;m about to cough one of my lungs out from laughing too hard.<br \/>\nOn top of that, the pastor tries to get the bride to speak first.. but she&#8217;s muted! So she literally cannot say &#8220;I do&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Then as the pastor says (while a few people are still talking) &#8220;if anyone feels these two shall not be wed&#8211;&#8220;, he suddenly stops and pulls out a fucking shotgun and says &#8220;I&#8217;LL KILL ANYONE WHO OBJECTED!!&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m dead. I&#8217;m so dead! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<\/p>\n<p>And finally.. after so many delays (and hilarity), the two are wed (then the furries and myself head back to Best Boi lands). Best. Wedding. EVER!<br \/>\nLater on, we&#8217;re hanging out in The Pug (more like me in my custom Gandora model, getting drunk by myself upstairs), and then acting like I&#8217;m smashed on Twitchin&#8217;s stream. Heh. A bit embarrassing, though (especially hearing her response to it). I was <em>not<\/em> attempting to make fun of her by the way, just acting like a drunkin&#8217; dragon.<br \/>\nMy RPing tends to annoy people, sadly. Why I don&#8217;t do it that often.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What started off as a pretty hum drum evening, turned out to be one of the most hilarious, unscripted things I&#8217;ve ever seen in this game. Never before have I been able to see (let alone attend) a wedding in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2018\/03\/25\/why-all-rl-weddings-should-be-like-a-vrchat-wedding\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8893,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8892\/revisions\/8893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}