{"id":4773,"date":"2015-07-25T22:03:57","date_gmt":"2015-07-26T02:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.beniesbuilds.com\/benie\/games\/?p=4773"},"modified":"2015-07-25T22:03:57","modified_gmt":"2015-07-26T02:03:57","slug":"esos-tech-support-is-as-helpful-as-something-unhelpful-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2015\/07\/25\/esos-tech-support-is-as-helpful-as-something-unhelpful-here\/","title":{"rendered":"ESO&#8217;s Tech Support is as helpful as &#8230;. (something unhelpful here)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They say that if you lose one sense(like the feeling of my left hand, where I can&#8217;t type as well), your other senses are more sharp. And mine is my impatience&#8230; wait, that&#8217;s not a sense? DAMNIT!! I wanted to use that!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, their tech support finally responded with very &#8220;useful&#8221; advice. Wanna hear it? Too bad, you&#8217;re going to. They said to check if I have all updates, and my GPU drivers are updated. That <em>is<\/em> helpful, IF my issue was that. And so they told me to &#8220;contact Windows&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re literally &#8216;handing over&#8217; the tech support I&#8217;m supposed to be receiving from <em>them<\/em>, to an even shittier tech support company. See, I was on the verge of cussing them out. They can&#8217;t debug their own game, so they tell me to tell Windows. That is just&#8230; I can&#8217;t think of a word. There is no word beyond &#8220;retarded&#8221; that would fit them. Maybe the word is unknown.<\/p>\n<p>But I kept my cool, and basically said &#8216;YOU ASSHOLES!! I WANT TO PLAY NOW!&#8221;.. no, I didn&#8217;t say that. What I said was basically asking them to please do something. I told them that I have all Windows updates and GPU drivers are fully updated. And also to &#8220;respond quickly&#8221;.<br \/>\nI actually hope they respond faster than Green Man Gaming. I would really like to tell them to cancel the refund request. But if I continue to get stupid emails like that, they&#8217;ll leave me no choice but to proceed with getting my $15 back.<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re probably saying to yourself &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t give them the chance, my opinion&#8221; and I would understand that. But the game looks too awesome to just let go. Plus.. that first person view, man! It makes me feel like I&#8217;m going to be playing a Multiplayer version of Skyrim.<\/p>\n<p>Mainly, I hope (and pray) this would finally be a non-crashing Elder Scrolls game with those graphics. But if I see that annoying C++ error again in this? Hope not to.<\/p>\n<p>Really can&#8217;t believe this mess, though. For the first time, I see this game so freakin&#8217; cheap. That alone should had raised red flags (even though Green Man Gaming has nothing to do with ESO).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say that if you lose one sense(like the feeling of my left hand, where I can&#8217;t type as well), your other senses are more sharp. And mine is my impatience&#8230; wait, that&#8217;s not a sense? DAMNIT!! I wanted to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2015\/07\/25\/esos-tech-support-is-as-helpful-as-something-unhelpful-here\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}