{"id":34,"date":"2009-03-08T19:05:09","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T00:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benie.beniesbuilds.com\/wow\/?p=34"},"modified":"2009-03-08T19:05:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T00:05:09","slug":"the-fucking-awesome-epic-dragon-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2009\/03\/08\/the-fucking-awesome-epic-dragon-experience\/","title":{"rendered":"The “FUCKING AWESOME EPIC” dragon experience"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve seen some wild shit lately in WoW(and no I’m not talking about the Lupus Pupus<\/a> quest), but none<\/strong> of that raised my epic bar higher than it has ever been in my life, than what I went through last night in the Borean Tundra.<\/p>\n

In a neutral town, a base of the Kin Tor called Amber Ledge, lives a group known as the famous Red Dragonflight, the last hope of human survival. And the FP… is a dragon named Surristrasz<\/a>(1 epic point).
\nAnyway, you do quests for the Kin Tor. But the one quest I wanna talk about is what starts off as pretty dull turns into FUCKING AWESOME EPIC. The quest being “Nick in Time<\/a>“, who a gnome tells you she was saved by ‘Mages on the backs of drakes’.
\nAs the quest goes on, you are told to find this key after interrogating this guy. First you have to get through The Blue Dragonflight, who is responsible for abducting Mages for some kind of thing to destroy all of Azeroth.
\nOnce you have the key, you’ll realize it’s broken. And that’s where the epicness begins to come in! \ud83d\ude42 The guy will tell you that he doesn’t want to disturb Lord Surristrasz, so tells you to do it. So not only you got a dragon for a flightpath, but you have a quest giver(1 epic point).
\nSo you run up to the big, sleeping dragon, and talk to him. And he’s all “Why do you disturb me, mortal?”, and you got to tell him to forge this key.
\nSo he gets up… and uses his own dragon fire to forge it(10 epic points). And that doesn’t stop there. He puts you in charge of his elite fighting drakes to rescue this Mage trapped on a floating platform(5 epic points).
\nSo you walk up to this other guy, show him the now forged key, and then… you take to the air(15 epic points) with these guys called Warmages, and they get to the floating platform, you circle it, and then move in for the kill(50 epic points).
\nAfter you rescue the “damsel in distress”, she ports you back to the tower there. And after I got this quest called “Dragonspeak”, it took me 5 minutes to get the epicness out of my system.<\/p>\n

That is probably the fucking coolest thing I have ever done in my life. Fighting along side those dragons… ohhh god. So epic.
\nAnd this is why I love dragons. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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