{"id":3330,"date":"2014-08-02T23:46:45","date_gmt":"2014-08-03T03:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.beniesbuilds.com\/benie\/games\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2014-08-02T23:46:45","modified_gmt":"2014-08-03T03:46:45","slug":"turbo-dismount-aka-i-believe-i-can-fly-bam-oh-god-the-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2014\/08\/02\/turbo-dismount-aka-i-believe-i-can-fly-bam-oh-god-the-pain\/","title":{"rendered":"Turbo Dismount &#8211; Aka &#8220;I believe I can fly..*BAM* OH GOD THE PAIN!!!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need time away from ETS2. As fun as that game is, it can also be rage-inducing due to the AI traffic, and hard on the eyes. That&#8217;s why I have alternate games, such as the fun, silly game called Turbo Dismount. It&#8217;s from the post Humble Simulators Bundle 2.<\/p>\n<p>This game, it&#8217;s like Goat Simulator. There&#8217;s no point to it. The only purpose for its existence, is to be as hilarious as possible. The game has a world leaderboard, showing your rank of any specific level when you crash the guy in the car against traffic, or of other terrain as much as possible.<\/p>\n<p>You can pick a car, pick a level&#8230; even pick what pose you want your little guy to sit in the car(or even on the car). You can also drive a truck, a bird-like buggy, and a shopping cart. Yes&#8230; you can ride around in a shopping cart! How hilarious is that?<br \/>\nTo make it more funny, once the physics finish damage, you have access to an instant replay. You can control time, even hear how painfully hilarious your guy&#8217;s legs and arms get dislodged from its body.<\/p>\n<p>Now, don&#8217;t expect this game to have state of the art graphics. It&#8217;s designed to run as easy on your hardware as possible, to allow anyone, even the people with the lowest of spec computers can play it.<br \/>\nAI traffic has no texture, but they do have shape, and you should be able to make out what they look like.<br \/>\nThis game also has a custom level maker. But I haven&#8217;t tried it.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s pretty much it for this blog post. Really is nothing else to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need time away from ETS2. As fun as that game is, it can also be rage-inducing due to the AI traffic, and hard on the eyes. That&#8217;s why I have alternate games, such as the fun, silly game called &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2014\/08\/02\/turbo-dismount-aka-i-believe-i-can-fly-bam-oh-god-the-pain\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc-game-reviews-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}