{"id":10429,"date":"2020-01-09T13:42:10","date_gmt":"2020-01-09T18:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/?p=10429"},"modified":"2020-01-13T13:33:02","modified_gmt":"2020-01-13T18:33:02","slug":"a-sea-monkeys-one-mission-in-life-is-to-fuck-with-you-subnautica-below-zero-discussion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2020\/01\/09\/a-sea-monkeys-one-mission-in-life-is-to-fuck-with-you-subnautica-below-zero-discussion\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;A Sea Monkey&#8217;s one mission in life is to FUCK with you!&#8221; -Subnautica: Below Zero Discussion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Other witty titles against the hatred Sea Monkeys;<br \/>\n-&#8220;Allow me to turn the Vasper into an Ion Cannon to nuke the Sea Monkeys from orbit!&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;Hey Sea Monkey! You want the pointy side of this knife?! TRY ME!!&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;When you know you had a bad day: about ready to run out of oxygen, getting pelted by hail on the surface, and a Sea Monkey takes your Seaglide!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I HATE Sea Monkeys!! I swear, they were programmed just to fuck with YOU!<br \/>\nBut, enough about them. This is just a placement to say I&#8217;ve now been<br \/>\nplaying Subnautica: Below Zero. And my goodness is it different than what I&#8217;ve been used to of playing the current Early Access build (November 2019). I can feel a brand new &#8216;risk VS reward scenario&#8217; all over this game.<br \/>\nFor example, trying to get Lithium in the Purple Vents and hearing <a href=\"https:\/\/subnautica-belowzero.fandom.com\/wiki\/Cryptosuchus\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">these<br \/>\nnightmarish, dark fuckers<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/vignette.wikia.nocookie.net\/subnautica-arctic\/images\/8\/8e\/Sfx_creature_hiddencroc_roar_03.ogg\/revision\/latest?cb=20191111013926\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">roaring their heads off like dragons<\/a> above me. They take away nearly half health in one bite, and are FAST! I have to use my Seaglide in order to out-swim them.<br \/>\nI would classify them as mini-leviathans, from the way they roar (and how much damage they do).<br \/>\n&#8211;<br \/>\nAnd then there&#8217;s (what I personally call) the &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/subnautica-belowzero.fandom.com\/wiki\/Chelicerate\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">red terror of the deep<\/a>&#8221; that&#8217;s even faster (as fast as the player is with a Seaglide and takes 3\/4 of your health away in one bite), that makes me feel so small.<br \/>\nI even got informally &#8216;introduced&#8217; to its insides (twice) while trying to scan it&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"thumbimage lzyPlcHld lzyTrns lzyLoaded\" title=\"Chelicerate Player Death.gif (9.32 MB)\" src=\"https:\/\/vignette.wikia.nocookie.net\/subnautica-arctic\/images\/2\/24\/Chelicerate_Player_Death.gif\/revision\/latest\/scale-to-width-down\/200?cb=20190509003829\" alt=\"Chelicerate Player Death\" width=\"235\" height=\"133\" data-image-name=\"Chelicerate Player Death.gif\" data-image-key=\"Chelicerate_Player_Death.gif\" data-src=\"https:\/\/vignette.wikia.nocookie.net\/subnautica-arctic\/images\/2\/24\/Chelicerate_Player_Death.gif\/revision\/latest\/scale-to-width-down\/200?cb=20190509003829\" \/><br \/>\n&#8220;You died and shat your pants.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;<br \/>\nFucking hell&#8230; <strong>NOTHING<\/strong> should need that many teeth!!<br \/>\nOkay, I can understand the devs definitely listened to the players of really wanting to be even more scared of the ocean, but what <em>I<\/em> want is for these to have a purpose for more than just scaring the shit out of the player (quite literally). For example, why.. oh fucking why, does the red terror the &#8216;Chelicerate&#8217;, but I prefer &#8216;Red Terror&#8217;) need to have so many fucking teeth?! WHY in the fuck is this thing alive?! Surely the player isn&#8217;t its only &#8216;meal&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p>This build is obviously without its bugs (which I pray the one <em>I<\/em> found, gets fixed quite quickly). And that is <a href=\"https:\/\/steamcommunity.com\/app\/848450\/discussions\/1\/1745641752340228980\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">with Solar Panels on a habitat<\/a>. Feel like I&#8217;m the only one having this issue (which is never a good thing).<br \/>\nThere is also other bugs I&#8217;ve encountered. For example, the supply rocket not being<br \/>\nthere, and a certain part of the story (for some very odd reason) not being triggered, like it was removed or disabled to work on it. Though IMO it was perfect (from what I saw when IGP was doing it), and I don&#8217;t understand why it didn&#8217;t trigger.<br \/>\nBecause of this (and the fact this &#8216;Base Omega&#8217; doesn&#8217;t show a waypoint like it does finding the entrance to the Arctic Spires.. still don&#8217;t know how in the hell Sam knew you had a Seatruck and freely was all &#8220;here, have a depth module for the Seatruck I seem to know you made!&#8221;)&#8230; the game feels too unfinished (IMO) to continue playing it.<br \/>\n==<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s in Early Access. Completely understandable (and I already knew this). \ud83d\ude42 But, I see a troubling thing in their &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/favro.com\/organization\/35200a08dbbad85b26102638\/0d9378db42299691bb14c708\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Favro<\/a>&#8216;; according to their roadmap, it looks like they&#8217;re almost done (and we might see a release sometime this year). Yet the game doesn&#8217;t <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">look<\/span> &#8216;almost done&#8217; when cutscenes aren&#8217;t happening and dialog can accidentally be skipped when sleeping.<br \/>\nBut maybe these aren&#8217;t really game-breaking and will be fixed with time. To me, they kind of are at the time, especially with an opening of the crashed ship that I can easily swim through, but is blocked by an invisible wall.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nAnyway, hopefully there will be an update sometime this month to grab my interest for this game again. It&#8217;s definitely different than the original Subnautica; more dialog than just with your PDA (and the player character speaks\/has emotion).<br \/>\nThis also feels like a downgrade from the original.. the map feels like a quarter the size of the original. And the zones (other than the Twisty Bridges) look.. bland and boring. Never really a fan of snow. It feels cold, and looks cold.<br \/>\nI <strong>hate<\/strong> cold. \ud83d\ude1b However, I really like the new weather effects (especially the white-out conditions when you can barely see anything infront of you).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Other witty titles against the hatred Sea Monkeys; -&#8220;Allow me to turn the Vasper into an Ion Cannon to nuke the Sea Monkeys from orbit!&#8221; -&#8220;Hey Sea Monkey! You want the pointy side of this knife?! TRY ME!!&#8221; -&#8220;When you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/2020\/01\/09\/a-sea-monkeys-one-mission-in-life-is-to-fuck-with-you-subnautica-below-zero-discussion\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10429"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10436,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10429\/revisions\/10436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benies-blogs.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}